What's Wrong With Me?

by Stan Swanson

Mom says where's your homework
And take a bath, you reek.
Mom says change your underwear
Jeez, I did that just last week.

It's strange I can't remember things
Now doesn't that seem weird?
My head is empty, dull and blank
My past had disappeared.

Maybe I'm a zombie kid
A dead amnesiac.
And when mommy's fast asleep tonight
Perhaps I'll have a snack.

Mom sounds quite delicious
I know I can't abstain.
A little bit of innards
A smorgasborg of brain.

So no more silly homework
No dumb bedtime curfew
And I'll never change my underwear
'Cause zombies never do.